Colin Cowherd Thinks Ben Simmonds Should Tank His Workouts If The Sixers Get The #1 Overall Pick

This motherfucker. Legitimate question: How easy is it to stay on the air if you don’t know what you’re saying but the way you say the point makes it sound half decent? Cause I’m sick and tired of Colin Cowherd slinging shit against the wall and it never, EVER sticking. Yeah, the Sixers are historically bad franchise. They only have the 3rd most wins and 9th highest winning percentage overall in NBA history out of the 30 franchises. Awful for the last 10 years? Last time I checked they were the last Philly team to win a playoff series in ’12. And not knowing Ben Simmons at all and claiming he wants to be in LA cause he grew up Down Under and that’s Laker country is a travesty to sports talk. Let’s just not even mention Brett Brown coached the Australian Men’s National Basketball team for a generation. And way to let the eye candy put in her (what I’m sure would be inspiring) two cents. It’s 2016, you misogynistic weasel. Let the lady talk.

That was almost as bad of an effort as when Cowherd attempted “Comedy” at the expense of Eagles fans.

OMG OMG OMG THIS IS SOOOOOO PHILLY!!! The cheesesteak sponsorship and threatening violence every 2 seconds were so unpredictable I almost spit out my soft pretzel and I wasn’t even eating any. Did you see they changed his name from Colin to Colon? HILARIOUS!!! Never knew Eagles fans talk in NY accents, either.

What a crock of dick, Cowherd. Seriously cringeworthy stuff. I know it’s a shame that maybe 10% of blowharded Eagles fans represent this kind of horseshit on a national scale, but be freaking better. If you’re gonna put out a piece making fun of something so “Cliche”, at least put a little originality and effort into the product. Or better actors. That acting was on mogul Hair Apparent levels of forced. Absolutely SHOCKED there wasn’t a reference or 40 to the time snowballs were thrown at Santa Clause literally a half a century ago. That seems right up Sid from Ice Age’s school of funny.